WASHINGTON — Good grief. How much candy did you eat last night?

There are at least a dozen wrappers on the floor — and you ate ALL the 100 Grands? Oh heck no.

Not cool, man. Get off the sofa.

No? Fine, whatever. At least sit up. Get it together. Let’s talk offbeat November holidays.

A lot is hitting your plate this month: cooking that turkey, drawing up that shopping playbook, sending out those evites for your fondue party …

… Oh, you didn’t know that November is National Fun With Fondue Month?

It’s also

• Greens and Plantains Month,
• National Inspirational Role Models Month and
• Banana Pudding Lovers Month.

And let’s not forget about

• Historic Bridge Awareness Month,
• Family Stories Month and
• International Drum Month.

When it comes to unofficial holidays, November is a veritable feast of roasted random, stuffed with weird.

Brush off those Butterfinger crumbs and brush up on November’s offbeat side. Then share it with your family on Turkey Day (right when the talk turns to politics).